lifeaskaziaknowsit:

savv-the-cracka:

pokejuan:

geekybowties:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

i was about to send this to my teacher and then the part happened and i just 

I FOUND IT AGAIN NOOOOO

LISTEN TO IT

LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

(Source: denielsharman, via beth-inwonderland)

danlsntonfire:

I REFUSE TO PEE | Emma Blackery

But the thing is: to avoid going to the bathroom in someone else’s house you have to pretty much turn down any food or drink that their mom offers you and you just feel so bad.

(via emmablackery)

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via backaffyaspoookybitch)

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via backaffyaspoookybitch)

(Source: snapestale, via gvssy)

vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

(via shanaabug)

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

(via shanaabug)

secretsbest:

claps

(Source: sizvideos, via shanaabug)

outofthewhore-dinary:

i was happily scrolling down and when i saw this my face dropped and i swear my heart stopped for a while. just look at this.
look at it. it’s so pure yet it shows affection. it’s so simple yet it holds many feelings. i really, really want to touch someone’s hand like this and i hope they don’t pull it away.
i love this.

(Source: pillsandcoffeee, via shanaabug)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via urbancatfitters)

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

(via leavemyheartundertherug)